Captains don’t jump!
Whilst everyone else is filling the blogsphere with articulate and erudite musings on the new Mirkwood expansion, I thought instead I’d have a mini-splutter about the class quest I’ve just done on my level 30 captain; after all why look forward. Because I mean what was all that about!!!! What do you think of when you say captain…you think of shiny armour, inspiring the troops, leading from the front into battle, all of that. You don’t think of some fool leaping from one wall to another, missing again and again and plummeting to the ground to each time. That is not a glorious death. That won’t enter the history books. But that’s the quest. Bounce about a fortress, running up flags on various inaccessible flagpoles. You can’t even take your herald with you.
What have things come to! My captain didn’t sign up to be a sprite in a platform game!